layda

LAYDA LOVES APPLES

LAYDA LOVES APPLES

layda by anonymous September 14, 2020

layda

(LAY-DUH) A girl who will always be right she is emotional but very strong she deserves the world and all the love that anyone can give if you ever get a layda never break her trust never hurt her it will just comeback to you worse

Person 1 Omg who is that total babe

Person 2 Oh that’s layda and she is a total babe

Person 1 I wanna give her all my love to her close on and off

Person 2 Real

layda by Fortnitebackbling42 December 19, 2023

Ladawn 

The prettiest of pretty woman..... she will hold your heart captive, and you'll pray she never let's it go. She is so energizing to be around and always the center of attention! She has the biggest heart and wears it on her sleeve. Someone to be proud of and want to spend the rest of your days with... ladawn, a unicorn that can't be caught.....

Ladawn was the only girl I couldnt stop looking at, those eyes and those lips and that smile.... she could only be a Ladawn...

Ladawn by Jn187 August 10, 2018

A Hot Landa 

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

Lada 

Ladas are just the hottest girls alive. If you ever dated a Lada, you should know damn well you will never do better than that, because she is simply the best girl. The fact that she is named after a Russian car just proves how amazing she is. Ladas have an angelic face,a phat a$$ and pretty much are the kindest girls out there with the best personality.

Wow that girl is so hot she’s such a Lada.

Lada by Xpeepoo October 31, 2020

Landau 

Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

Landau by くもり May 5, 2022

E-Lafda 

When someone on internet get involved in a fight. One can participate (or spectate) in E-lafda on edgy meme pages/groups, YouTube, Reddit, Twitter, discord etc.

Karl : "Damn!! He got roasted".
Chatur : "That's why you shouldn't be doing E-lafda with a Bengoli".

E-Lafda by Chumbak December 14, 2020