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lavondra 

Lavondra is the realist female.
Lavondra, is a true friend.
lavondra by Parris Simmons December 22, 2016
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Sweet, But Will Fuck You Up.
She's Also Antisocial And Bipolar
Cute With Nice Figure, A Caring Individual But Has The Potential To Fuck Your Life Up If Need Be.
Lavonda Is Nice But Don't Mess With Her Feelings.
Lavonda by Ms. Ceily January 20, 2017
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The girl that is sweet but will hurt your feelings if you hurt hers. Also quiet in always thinking.
Lavonda is so mean to me
lavonda by white_girly October 9, 2013
Lavonda is a beautiful girl who is brave and really smart and a little competitive.She doesn't like people to see her cry because she thinks it shows people her weak side.She is very strong,she can be sweet but a PHYSCO so don't mess with her.
Mike:ayy yo did you see Lavonda today,she so pretty I want to ask her out.
Jerry:Yeah,she seemed mad.
Mike:Well lets not go over there.
Lavonda by HopeMikelson019 December 26, 2019

lasondra 

She's a lady with a big ass, caring, very helpfull , guys would die for her.
Lasondra is a very caring lady
lasondra by Toño May 20, 2017
LaVonda
LaVonda is a sweet person.
LaVonda by LaLa's November 23, 2021

lavondria 

Is the realest female you can meet

She’s funny ,smart , loyal ,caring and talented and different ways

She has anger issues so she gets mad fast
Lavondria was always caring about a friend
lavondria by Whitehurst October 17, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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