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The Lava Hound 

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .
Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*
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''I'm a real lovehound!''
lovehound by justbertie March 30, 2009

Lava Hound 

A 7-elixir legendary card that’s meant to tank for other units. Its attack is shit, but if it dies it turns into 6 Lava Pups that end up doing tons of damage but die fast. It’s one of my favorite legendaries.
“Yo bro what’s your favorite legendary?”
“Lava Hound, why?”
“Wow that’s gay 😂 use the Mega Knight lol”
“Dude the Lava Hound is great wdym?”
Lava Hound by Akaudi7 July 2, 2021