laudenbach 

A person (usually male), who has an attraction specifically to 3rd graders.

Person 1: Did you hear about the laudenbach they caught in the elementary school vents?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he had over 10 3rd graders in his basement.

laudenbach by Ifcbuyc March 25, 2024

lautenbach 

Someone who lives in a box

"I feel so sorry for that poor man"
"He must be a Lautenbach"

lautenbach by Chajar October 30, 2014

Lindenbached

When someone mentions going out to get lunch to someone else in your general vicinity ask them to grab you lunch. An important part of Lindenbaching is not having the money to pay for the food you've asked for and it is equally important that you not offer to get others lunch when you go out on other occasions.

Dude, I just asked John if he wants a sandwich and quickly got Lindenbached. Now I have a list of 20 sandwiches to have made at Subway.

Lindenbached by Geico Cave Man March 6, 2009

Adalay Lauterbach 

Adalay lauterbach is a girl who is so hyper and crazy, this girl will do anything that is crazy but she only goes the way that say danger.

Did you see adalay Lauterbach walk through that ditch with snakes in it?

Adalay Lauterbach by Blair.b December 25, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004