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Latshaw your wife 

To physically assault and abuse your wife on a regular basis as a result of your addiction to steriods that causes you to have small nuts; It is preferred if you break other things in the process
He Latshawed his wife right through the front door and then beat her more for breaking the door on her way out.
Latshaw your wife by ymshdn32 December 5, 2004

Lashawna 

Lashawna is a bad bitch with a fat ass , brown hair and brown eyes. very sexy

everybody loves lashawna
look at that sexy thing over there! ‘yeah that’s a Lashawna’
Lashawna by نثميمصمو October 30, 2019

LaShawnda 

A bad bitch under cover! The life of every party.

A good friend and help when needed! LaShawndas are usually thicker than most women and won't get the attention they feel is needed or deserved! LaShawnda's are often very hot and usually don't get seen for who they really are! at the end of the day LaShawndas are the BEST friend or lover anyone could wish for
thick like nicki minaj but all real!! (plastic hoe)
cute like keri hilson but with out make up ( artificial hoe)
LaShawnda is sweeter than a swisher and thicker than a barbie
LaShawnda by Super_bass August 22, 2011

Lashawndra

is a very clumsy, funny, silly, and down to earth gal. When you are with her, you'll never fail to have a good time. Somehow Lashawndra manages to make your day. A day never goes buy that she makes someone laugh. Her randomness is the best. Her common phrases are, "Not even" and "whaaat the fuuck?".
Oh oh, Lashawndra just had a moment.
Lashawndra by YourWifeFromU3A September 25, 2011

Lashawndra

Lashawndra is a the type of girl you can be around for the longest and not get bored. She has a very good heart and falls in love fast. She can be a little mean from time to time but it’s only out of love . She’s a very forgiving person who learns to forgive but never forget . Lashawndra is a girl you can count on . She’s never selfish she goes out her way to make sure everybody and anything is ok that’s around her . She very funny and bi polar . She also have a way of flirting with you without you knowing . You’ll NEVER know if she has a crush on you .all in all lashawndra is very intelligent and have big career goals that she wants to accomplish. She wants to be wealthy in life and never look back on her past. She is a good friend to count on , her feelings get hurt very easily but you’ll never know it .
Aww I miss lashawndra
Lashawndra by Lashawndra September 5, 2019
LaShawn is usually a ditzy girl with Island Blood in her. She cool, funny, and very cute. Anyone who meets her will instantly fall in love with her. Lots of guys like her but she doesnt realize it till later on. Some of her best friends are guys but they wont take it too far with her. Mostly they are Capricorns and are the sweetest girls ever but is very heavy handed.
1: Man what happened to you?
2: I just got LaShawned, not only is my arm numb but now i like her.
1: Dang, i'm sorry David.
2: Its ok bro.
LaShawn by NekoToShanii June 17, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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