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Lainey is the best best friend you will ever meet she has ur back no matter what she can flip ur frown upside down in seconds she knows how to make you laugh smile anything u could ask for in a best friend and if you really gat to know Lainey u won’t regret it she starts of your bestie and forever will be❤️❤️❤️
Wow lainey is my best friend she is always there for me everyone should have a Lainey if you have no Lainey then u probably will not make it through high school u may even get bullied
Literally she is the most amazing person on this entire planet. She lights up this world, she is so dang hot she should get all those hotties out there. Absolutely the funniest most relatable person you would ever meet. Um she’s stunning, perfect, gorgeous, and so freaking amazing. Like if you don’t like Lainey who the freak are you, come on I didn’t even know that was possible to not like a person like her. For real tho she is just so perfect and ugh her smile is so pretty. How is she even single?!! I have no words for this it’s not possible. She always denies that she’s pretty and I don’t even understand. Everyone needs a Lainey she makes everyone around her so happy and I love it so much!
Someone that’s perfect and is so hot that u have to stop and take a moment on how pretty she is, yup that’s Lainey.
Lainey by By someone sis April 25, 2019
The best girl you can ever meet. She is one of the pretties girls in every school. Athletic but a little socially awkward. A smart girl but doesn't try hard.
Lainey is so pretty!
Lainey by XxCanUseeMexX June 19, 2017
Lainey is a hard core country girl, with an amazing sense of humer, making everybody laugh all the time. Shes never scared, she will face anything that comes her way tough as nails, she likes gettin dirty in the mud, and other places. She is a pick up truck drivin cowgirl allways around her horses. she is extremely beautifull as well, pickin up all kinds of cowboys, but you break her heart or her daddy may shoot yours. Overall she is hillarious, tough, and sexy as hell.
Lainey is so funny and beutifull, look at the way her hair blows when ridding that horse, she ain't affraid of nothing.
Lainey by cowboy 4903666689 February 2, 2013
a very very sweet person who will be there for you for it all but you have to be there for her too. though it may not seem like it she really needs you in her life because she cherishes her own friends more than herself. but she will also not hesitate to tell you when you are being rude that is just how she is.
Person1: I love Lainey so much!
Person 2: Me too! She's always there for me.
Lainey by yeetyeet420skrt December 21, 2019
a girl who is extremely pretty and very fun to be around. break her heart, she'll break your cock, so be careful. usually has really cool thumbs. but overall, shes great.
no words can explain it. shes just, lainey.
Lainey by all drew January 11, 2009
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