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Typing one word while meaning completely another.
A typo of massive proportions.
<Lathentar> Lath... the Wizards are out!!!!
lathpo by whote May 26, 2003
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Lathrop's Law 

The principle that outlines how obstacles, inconveniences, and interruptions are most likely to occur at the least opportune time.
Me: I leave for work an hour before I'm due to clock in so i have about 20 minutes in case anything happens on the way in.

Co Worker: So then how did you wind up 10 minutes late today?

Me: I left 10 minutes later than i normally would courtesy of my cat- but the accident on I-95 is what really screwed me.

Co Worker: Lathrop's Law my friend, you plan, fate laughs.
Lathrop's Law by Arphee January 25, 2019

Lashpoint 

A term used when a cashpoint is needed urgently to pay for alcohol.
Barry: "Yo! We needs the beers"
Gav: "Aw, man, I need to hit up the lashpoint first."
Lashpoint by JuPitEer February 17, 2009

Lathomechanophobia 

The fear of computer or machine error messages, including messages, sounds, malware, etc, all relating to computers or machines failing to do something and giving a message or sound which causes extreme fear to people who have this phobia.
I found out I have lathomechanophobia after my computer failed to boot and gave me an error message
Lathomechanophobia by MCGR October 6, 2021
Lathon is the most cutest,nicest ,loving and caring person you will ever meet.the first time you see him he is quiet for 20mins then his true colors shine,if your having a bad day go to lathon he will make you laugh instantly, he thinks wrong and he’s really weird it’s cute, so if you have a Lathon keep him forever❤️
Girl:today was the best day I met this boy and he made my day

Girl2:oh you must be talking about Lathon he’s a keeper
Lathon by Lovergirl07 March 30, 2019

LatePosting 

When you post something on a thread or forum that no one has posted on in over 5 years, either do to the site it's on being dead, or the fact that all of the posters on the thread moved on with life and forgot about it.
Steve (sees post on yahoo answers)
Depressed Girl: Im going to kill my self soon. What should I use?
Steve: NOOOO DONT DO IT!
Steve (sees post was made in 2006)
Steve: Shit.. I was LatePosting again...
LatePosting by Th3rd August 3, 2015

brandon lathrop 

a gay guy that cheats and thinks hes all of that when he is just a gay homosexual that gits pleasure from gurls hateing him and gitting pleasuered by his mom
brandon lathrop by jeffery OG August 6, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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