laserbaiting

The period between being sober and getting high

we were laserbaiting for atleast 10 minutes before we got high

laserbaiting by yourfuckingkiddingme May 26, 2011

lasterbating 

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

lasterbating by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

Laterbating

Laterbating: To masturbate about somebody, later.

"He didn't know we followed him home from the Halloween Party, we were gonna sneak downstairs and scare the shit out of him. Bust open the door and there's bro: got Journey on full blast, standing on the end of the bed with his leg up on the post, Laterbating to a picture of Natan dressed as Satan, metal horns to the sky. We didn't even say anything. We couldn't. It was kind of a moment. So we just sat there and watched."

And that, my friends, was how we turned gay in the summer of 69.

Laterbating by Nippletitski December 20, 2025