largum 

a random expression of angry when no other words or vocal expulsions can be identified in the brain. Usually mumbled or stuttered to get the effect,"la-lar-larg-g-gu-gum."

Dude: So, I borrowed your guitar and kinda broke a string...

Other Dude: Well that's quite alright i have so many extra strings.

Dude: ...and in the process of breaking the string the neck kinda, umm, broke.

Other Dude: largum

largum by Alex SOX fan April 14, 2010

Largemouth Ass 

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.

Angel: Bill can't keep his mouth shut!
Greg: Yes, I know- he's a Largemouth Ass

Largemouth Ass by GJW1983 November 18, 2009

Lagumera 

1.The Lagumera originated as a club dance in Southern England. The move consisted of slow, enticing movements involving both the arms being in the air or to the side. Occasionally the two arms would meet in a clap above the head before the dancer would lower the hands in time to the music. Most of the movements are fluid and repetitive.

2.Lagumera is used in Norfolk and Suffolk to describe something of Venus like beauty. It can be an object, person or animal. Often golden, glistening, shimmering and summer themed. It's essence is often floral with gold bar undertones. Lagumera evokes the idea of a venus like sea creature basking in the sun in a golden cave-a demi-god.

Guy 1-Hey look at the girl in the sun. Her blonde hair is glistening, she kind of reminds me of a golden goose. I wonder if she flies into the sun at night.

Guy 2-Yeah she's a lagumera. I bet she can do the dance and everything.

Lagumera by badger12345 April 30, 2010

largmanoodle 

when some thot pours hot lava on your dick

i was walking around and a thot tried to largmanoodle me

largmanoodle by Riley, Zac June 23, 2019

larguchona 

Mexican slang for : tall/skinny girl

Ayy mírate larguchona, te miras bien, bien flaquita.

larguchona by italianspinners July 27, 2020

Lagumentous 

A word to describe a Lizzie
Synonyms: witty, wonderful, clever

A: Lizzie is so nice and funny, i wish i could describe her.
B: She's so lagumentous!

Lagumentous by WhatsHerNameAgain August 10, 2023

The Absentia Lardum Effect 

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

The Absentia Lardum Effect by Verosumatic October 5, 2016