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lap nap
lap nap by bob beeflips September 29, 2010
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lap nap • lap the nap • nap in your lap • lap • lap dance • lap dog • lap ham • lap job • Lap sitting month • Lap Hog
lap the nap
In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.
lap the nap by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
nap in your lap
The act of oral sex for an extended period of time. Can also be called a "nap in your face," if you are the one preforming the oral sex.
We were sitting and watching t.v. and then next thing I knew she went down on me for the entire show.
Wow man, she took a "nap in your lap."
Wow man, she took a "nap in your lap."
nap in your lap by RaimMan June 9, 2011
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