lap lumber

Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber
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by thetommeister March 07, 2009
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lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner
"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"
by thetommeister November 08, 2008
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