2 definitions by thetommeister

1

Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber

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by thetommeister March 07, 2009

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an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

by thetommeister November 07, 2008

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