lap log 

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

lap log by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

loo lap log 

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

loo lap log by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023