A boy of which that likes to partake in the packing of fudge. They are the real deal stool pushers. Enjoy turd burgling and occasionally they have been known to have a tendency to dress up as fairy’s.
Man 1: ''Oh look theres one of those 'Ben Laycock's'', Let's hide''
Man 2: ''Yeah 'Ben Laycock's' are real butt boys...we better watch out''
Commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. It doesn't matter if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi flaccid penis for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.
Bae: Come back to bed so we can fuck. (bites lip).
Man: I would but I've got a lazycock right now.
Bae: I can fix that. (Holes reference).
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.