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Lankford 

Supercool guy, drummer, pilot, all around awesome
"Look at the sky" "Must be a Lankford"
Lankford by qwpeiuhdjslnc September 26, 2009
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Lankford 

A girl who likes to start drama and brag about how many guys she sends nudes to and has sex with. Not attractive at all. Thinks she is "thicc" but is really just fat.
"That Lankford girl is super gross"
Lankford by Anon.hoe June 11, 2018

lankford roofing 

Lankford roofing company is a residential and commercial roofing company established 1937 in Denison Texas.
Lankford Roofing is a great roofing company.
lankford roofing by Roofing December 14, 2016

Ian lankford 

He’s a little white kid that loves a creature named Fred and loves typing nigger into his chromebook
Ian lankford is a fucking retard
Ian lankford by Austin pickles April 12, 2023

Josephine Langford 

these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .
-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??

Josephine Langford 

The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.
Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.
Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020

Josephine langford 

Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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