Langers

-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.

"I was sad langers last night old boy"

by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009

Langers

Langers means cool. Well actually it means sodomy, but sodomy is cool.

Dude 1: "Dude the cast of Monk are doing a special reunion" Dude 2: "Langers!"

by Potatery April 14, 2019

Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

Langer

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

by chaballs September 30, 2008

Langer

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

by antix April 10, 2016

langered

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

by Concerned Rudey June 3, 2007

manky langer

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk

That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer

by BigFish March 12, 2015