justin langer

a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.

Did you bring a justin langer?

by freedy12345 September 15, 2009

Langer Banger

a stud, a man very smooth with the ladies

that handsome man is such a Langer Banger

by langerbanger August 29, 2008

Hang a Langer

A direction given from a drunk person, to best describe which way to go while being given a ride home.

Driver: Whats the best way to get you home?
Drunk: Dude, just hang a Langer up here.
Driver: What?
Drunk; HANG A LANGER

by Cootie Coot "Cooter" November 14, 2008

Langer-banger

A Person who is of homosexual origin, some one who is acting the fool

Shut up you langer-banger

by Slim shaney November 23, 2006

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

Langer banger

A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.

Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.

by Langer banger 4 April 22, 2010

s-langer

1. a girl who is easy to get beej's and handsies from

2. rapeable as well as dateable

3. you can take her home to mom, but you can also give her roofies and take her home to your boys

4. usually smart... in school

did you read about that s-langer who fell victim to that serial rapist yesterday? poor girl.

by frozensoup June 2, 2009