A direction given from a drunk person, to best describe which way to go while being given a ride home.
Driver: Whats the best way to get you home?
Drunk: Dude, just hang a Langer up here.
Driver: What?
Drunk; HANG A LANGER
by Cootie Coot "Cooter" November 13, 2008
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A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.
Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.
by Langer banger 4 April 21, 2010
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Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.
"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"
by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003
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1. a girl who is easy to get beej's and handsies from

2. rapeable as well as dateable

3. you can take her home to mom, but you can also give her roofies and take her home to your boys

4. usually smart... in school
did you read about that s-langer who fell victim to that serial rapist yesterday? poor girl.
by frozensoup June 01, 2009
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An oversized person in the vertical direction. Often these people are found with large toes. When playing soccer if a player has a very hard and long kick they can be described as having a langer toe
Dave u stupid LANGER!
Out my way U LANGER?
This kid has a langing toe
by ROREMAN DEE PIPMAN DEE May 03, 2006
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