Definitions by antix

Langer 

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

Langer by antix June 16, 2016

felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.

Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.

felony card by antix June 12, 2014

goatfuck 

All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.

There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.

goatfuck by Antix May 2, 2006

Fell off 

Was underground, then converts to mainstream, and obviously sucks haha

Fell off by AntiX September 12, 2003