landfishing

The act of laying on dry land and flapping like a fish.

The child had a tempertantrum and started landfishing in bed.

by Emmelinewoot July 11, 2016

languishing

Slow motion thoughts and movements. Blah. Low flow.

I'm languishing through the pandemic due to the lack of socializing.

by JJCool1967 April 30, 2021

sandfishing

The act of placing sand inside of your partner's vagina, cumming inside of her, and fishing it out with your hand.

"Wendy and I finally went sandfishing last night"

by Xylisithe August 28, 2017

Landfilling

When a man puts his asshole up to a woman's vagina and fills it up with shit.

I spent last night landfilling with the cleaning lady at my office. It was easy to get her to do it because she's a filthy whore.

by J_Cut September 4, 2011