6 definitions by J_Cut

Landfilling

When a man puts his asshole up to a woman's vagina and fills it up with shit.

I spent last night landfilling with the cleaning lady at my office. It was easy to get her to do it because she's a filthy whore.

by J_Cut September 3, 2011

Turd Cutting

To wear a thong and shit through it, splitting the turd into two pieces.

Every time laundry day rolls around, I can tell if my girlfriend has done any turd cutting or not.

by J_Cut February 6, 2011

Fish Mac

A McDonald's Big Mac that has had the middle bun replaced by a Filet-O-Fish patty. Also referred to as a Redneck Surf n' Turf.

My friend tricked me into eating a Fish Mac and I had to sit on the toilet for 2 weeks.

by J_Cut April 23, 2011

Breadsticking

The act of sticking a breadstick (preferably from Olive Garden) up a smokin' hot girl's ass, biting the end of it, and thrusting it violently in her ass with your mouth until she shits.

No trip to Olive Garden is complete without a quick breadsticking in the bathroom with your lover.

by J_Cut February 6, 2011

The 4

Sexual position where the man lies on his back and the woman positions herself perpendicular to the man before giving him a blowjob. The man then reaches up and fingers her as she goes to town on his cock. A birds eye view of the pair reveals the shape of the number 4. The 4 is superior to the 69 because nobody has to put their nose in any assholes.

-"Your Grandma is sexy, I wanna 69 her."

-"You should do The 4, it's way better."

by J_Cut February 6, 2011

Smokestack Lightning

The act of transferring static electricity from one's fingertip to the tip of an erect penis

My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.

by J_Cut February 6, 2011