being a nolife/loser who spends most of his time online
alludes to the main character of Serial Experiments Lain anime, Lain Iwakura, who's spending more and more of her time on the Wired (anime's internet web)
for the pastcouple of years I've been laining because of a depressive episode
a very black girl, usually ages 11 to 22. they tend to be drug-dealers in their younger years, but then end up in re-hab themselves. they are very fond of the term '69'. their favorite drug tends to be heroine.