An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.
here's a normal thread on lambgoat:
innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.