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you're lame
you're lame by shfaded September 14, 2016
You listen about as well as a lame dog.
You listen about as well as a lame dog. by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023
You're so lame circa 1985
A comeback used when people that think of themselves as popular or cool make a lame one-liner and think it's the funniest thing since "I'm on a boat," when in reality you aren't affected at all.
Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
Derived from those teen movies in the 80's when the bitch and her best friend/follower make a cheesy remark, usually followed by a high-five, or something of its equivalent.
New Girl: Who are they?
Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!
Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?
Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!
(high-five)
New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!
Friend: They're the most popular girls in school... Oh crap, they're coming this way! Quick, look away!
Popular Girl #1: What are you looking at geekface?
Popular Girl #2: Yeah, geekface!
(high-five)
New Girl: Wow, you're so lame circa 1985!
You're so lame circa 1985 by So cool Circa 2009 October 12, 2009
Lame your ass
Lame your ass by Bl@nk October 18, 2019
Nigga your not funny only lame niggas say that shit
Nigga your not funny only lame niggas say that shit by Monkeyfartballs February 17, 2022
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