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Adam Lamberting 

Doing anything related to Adam Lambert
(includes stalking)
The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)
"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.
lambardin by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011
Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.
Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.
Lambering by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

lambertian 

Lambertian vocal range: to sing like Adam Lambert
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lambertian by zally February 22, 2013

Miss Lammerding 

Dumb person, who says actually more times in a lesson than there are atoms in the universe.
Person 1: Actually, I think you will find that actually that is actually wrong.
Person 2: Stop being a miss Lammerding dumb*ss.
Miss Lammerding by Prickly Cactus February 19, 2019

Reverse lambering 

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
Reverse lambering by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021