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lamayonaise 

The "cool" way of spelling lmaonaise.
Person 1: Dude, that emo chick just asked me out!
Person 2: Lamayonaise!
lamayonaise by The Montinator August 9, 2006
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Lamayonaise 

The cool kid in school.

The memelord.

Iq 3000 kid.

The steal your girl kid.

Your mom.
Person 1: bro that kid Chad strides his way over here and stole my girl while explaining astrophysics and how to properly perform brain surgery.

Person 2: yeah that's the school "lamayonaise"
Lamayonaise by Uh...06? December 19, 2019

Lmayonaise 

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures
Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"
Lmayonaise by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.
*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave
Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

Lmayonaise 

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet
Yesterday I lmayonaised
Lmayonaise by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

Lmayonaise 

A term used to express the funniest of something.
Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!
Lmayonaise by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.
Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!
lmayonnaise by rellen_innit April 24, 2009
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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