laggoer
That laggoer is allergic to nuts.
laggoer by ZeroLactoseLaggoer July 14, 2022
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laggermeister
A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.
That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass
laggermeister by thegeetguy August 10, 2007
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Text Lagger
A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!
You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....
NO REPLY....
2 hours later...
Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..
NO REPLY....
2 hours later...
Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..
Text Lagger by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009
Lagger Nagger
Lagger Nagger by Shades344 January 20, 2009
lagger
A lagger is a person(male or female) who talks to the police about another inmate in the prison cell, this can be because they want a reduce sentence or money for exposing the other inmate.
In the U.S, a lagger is equivalent to a snitch.
In the U.S, a lagger is equivalent to a snitch.
lagger by BosstheDon October 31, 2018
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