Best ship to ever exist. That's final. It's canon. There's nothing more to say. The pair LxLight is the only good thing that has been brought into this god forsaken world.
Person A: "Lawlight is the bestship ever"
Person B:" WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJIA BOI THEN SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!1!1!!!!111!1"
A strong independent lady who is also known as the Day Sucker, Night Fucker. Seeks and hunts its prey (usually men) during nightfall, draining every last bit of their love juice till' dawn arrives.
Lamplighting is the process of convincing a significant other they are insane or paranoid through the use of technology. Examples include acting completely normal around them, then emailing, texting, and calling and saying jubberish or lies and convince them that they are insane by denying and erasing records of it. This is best done with multiple sources, like multiple people calling from multiple numbers and using different emails and social media accounts.
I like dating crazy chicks, but I can lie with a straight face, so I am lamplighting my current GF.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.