Lady Red Pants is another one of Batavia's local bums. She is often seen wearing red pants and sleeps under the black stages at the Riverwalk. She is usually around Walgreens talking to her self. See also Gary Coleman.
the mysterious folds of soft flesh, blooming like some grotesque rose, of the female genital region.
"man, this porno mag is great! it's got 2-page spreads of massive close-ups of just ladyparts!"
"really? and you jerk off to that?"
"YES! enthusiastically, YES!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).