lacking off

When your sack doesn't contain enough semen to splooge due to excessive masturbation.

I tugged on my dick for hours and kept lacking off

lacking off by OGBirdman69 September 22, 2013

Locking off 

You know locking in? Yeah, this the opposite of that.

Holup bro I be locking off

Locking off by Screemz March 27, 2024

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle 

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle by Anonymous May 26, 2003

bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

bulldog licking piss off a nettle by Doc October 26, 2003

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle by grumpyboy December 27, 2005