Urban Dictionary: Definitions by OGBirdman69

lacking off

When your sack doesn't contain enough semen to splooge due to excessive masturbation.

I tugged on my dick for hours and kept lacking off

lacking off by OGBirdman69 September 22, 2013

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A beverage mixed with cum and stirred with a dick. Usually a prank most people dislike this drink due to its sweetness and texture.

While bob was using the bathroom jay made a chi tea and offered it to him when he got out.

chi tea by OGBirdman69 September 20, 2013

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Seasoning composed of Ground or chopped pubes. Add to pasta for a good afternoon snack.

My pasta was a bit bland so I spiced it up with some crack pepper.

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