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The Thiccest man in the world with 2 c that's how thicc he is. not to mention his extra-long shlong that he will slap anyone in his way with to show complete dominance. Once you befriend a Laakea make sure to treat him well. Laakeas make really good boyfriends they are loyal and kind.
Ayo, you see Laakea over there no way he is going to pull all the girls.
laakea by Wasup February 18, 2021
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A vacation on a lake.
Lakeation this weekend?
lakeation by charliesu September 16, 2010
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La Keasha, a Googallionaires, excitingly, abundant, above anything you can ask or think.. The best kept secret. NOW setting standards. A woman of substance, by all standards. THE QUEEN STAR, because she can empathize with people from all walks of life. She is flawless beyond any stretch of the imagination. A woman dedicated to people's well-being. The True deity
Call the source Lakeasha, she knows.
LaKeasha by Key X January 7, 2017
A down to earth girl she is serenity’s best boo thing she is beautiful she will break your ankles she is so chill and loving but she can be mean sometimes
lakeara by heyyyy boooooo May 21, 2018

Lakeaholic

When a person or a group of people spend to much time at the lake.
Missy is a lakeaholic, she spends all her time at the lake and never leaves!
Lakeaholic by doglover24 June 11, 2017

LaKeashia 

A sexy, beautiful, intelligent young lady who is confident and secure. Accomplished, strong, caring and well meaning with a strong sense of family. Always willing to go the extra mile and very dependable. She's kind of a big deal.
Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little girl: LaKeashia!
LaKeashia by Jay Boogs February 4, 2010
Lakeans are very trustworthy and loyal. They are great friends and will always be there for you. They are great listeners and they love gossip. Though they love gossip, they can depend on them to keep a secret. Lakeans are quite nerdy and innocent. They're shy, but they're outgoing to their close friends.
Bruh, I need a Lakean.
lakean by Yoloveme... November 10, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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