The Thiccest man in the world with 2 c that's how thicc he is. not to mention his extra-long shlong that he will slap anyone in his way with to show complete dominance. Once you befriend a Laakea make sure to treat him well. Laakeas make really good boyfriends they are loyal and kind.
Ayo, you see Laakea over there no way he is going to pull all the girls.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!