kylie jenner lips

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Painfully fake looking lips. . They can always be spotted from the side. If you rolled your upper lip up and your lower lip down, glued them to you face, and covered them with matte lipstick, YOU would have Kylie Jenner lips. Congratulations.

Girl #1: OMG, I'm going to get "temporary" fillers injected into my lips so they will look like Kylie

Kylie Jenner lips.

Girl #2: Okay, whatever makes you happy. Just make sure you get a decent doctor to do it . Otherwise, they'll look lumpy and misshapen like Snooki's lips and teeth.

kylie jenner lips by CielBleu November 16, 2015

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Kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips

Kjlompl stands for. “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “ it means that ur a psycho nigga who put makeup on ur hoohaa

Hey guess what

What ?

This bitch just said “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “

Oh hell no get the kids

Kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips by Yourmomscameltoe August 26, 2022

Kylie Jenner combined with a black persons lips

When you got lips the size of a black tyrone and kylie combined

Yo nigga, you got the lips of kylie jenner combined with a black persons lips, lmao cuhhh.

Kylie Jenner combined with a black persons lips by Bonobo handler May 27, 2017

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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