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kylaphobic

damn i hate kyla so much im so kylaphobic bro
kylaphobic by faded.ky August 3, 2021
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Keraphobic 

a person who is a hater of Kera or wants to be like her but fails horribly

( people who are Keraphobic are ether gay/dumb/ racist/or all around a red flag)
person 1- i hate Kera she’s so ugly

person 2- thats deadass so Keraphobic
Keraphobic by not kera February 6, 2022

Aylaphobic 

A strong, irrational though understandable fear of midgets named Ayla. As they are all unstable, untrustable whores with a personality more toxic than a fucking scorpion
Bradley: “Hey wanna chill with Ayla tmrw?We’re headed out to the beach

Adrian: “Fuck no, I’m aylaphobic bro sorry.”
Aylaphobic by Azæthot March 8, 2022

kylephobic 

the fear of a transphobic piece of shit named kyle. he IS the embodiment of cursed energy and believes he has a say in the identity of trans people.
i'm proud to be kylephobic, babey!!!
kylephobic by kyle's fucking mom November 7, 2018

Kylephobia

kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis
-more commonly known as a choad
I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kylephobia was kicking in everytime we tried to fool around
Kylephobia by iLoveIt July 29, 2008

Kilophobic 

to be kilophobic is to be afraid of milk with a red cap
John: How you doing
Kyle: Just fine
John: Want some skimmed milk
Kyle: Ohh my lored im kilophobic get dat de fuc away
Kilophobic by eyodash January 10, 2017

Kylaphobia 

The act of pointing out, accusing or making fun of someone for being aBroflake
Kyle ! you don't need a straight pride march, it just makes you a fucking broflake.This made Kyle feel the victim shame of Kylaphobia.
Kylaphobia by The Broflake June 11, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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