Kaleoholic is a person who has developed a disorder characterized by the dependence on the vegetable kale, repeated excessive use of kale and/or constantly discussing kale.
Sandra had three kale smoothies and a kale salad today. I am afraid she might be a kaleoholic.
A person who is enthusiastic about kyle coming into their house at 3:57 am double fisting connor o'brian holding a slovakian traffic cone and joseph smith and then devils tangling for 7 hours while joseph smith is boucing up and down as your are soaking the traffic cone and kyle is cuckholding and video taping the deed .
vera says "kyle pop over please for some kyle ( kylaholic ) special "
A person who is enthusiastic about kyle coming into their house at 3:57 am double fisting connor o'brian holding a slovakian traffic cone and joseph smith and then devils tangling for 7 hours while joseph smith is boucing up and down as your are soaking the traffic cone and kyle is cuckholding and video taping the deed .
vera says "kyle pop over please for some kyle ( kylaholic ) special "