Kwelfing 

The sexual act of an individual opening their mouth for another individual to burp inside of, and then fart inside of. Once both gases are inside of the mouth, the individual starts edging for as long as they can. After nutting, the amount of minutes edged determines how long the individual will have to watch gay porn for.

My dawg Wyatt started kwelfing last week, and ended up watching gay porn for an hour and seven minutes. What a shithead.

Kwelfing by RedheadsEdge March 25, 2024

Kweefing 

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

Kweefing by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015

kwefing 

Chicago style for “doing to much”
pronunciation: qwe-fing

mann you kwefing

kwefing by westsidedude March 8, 2025