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kungfu action jesus 

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power
kungfu action jesus by sonic869 September 22, 2009

kungfuboris 

believes they like misato more than me but in reality is not the truth
hey look at this peehead i just destroyed in a fight

oh kungfuboris

kungfu jesus 

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes
DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus
kungfu jesus by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007

kungfu purple 

high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
nigga i just hit dat kungfu purple so hard i passed out like a poor old nigga on a some niggeritus
kungfu purple by bigboiiiiii! January 15, 2011

kungfu grip 

a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.
Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.

Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.

kungfuzzled 

Someone who bitches at you.
Guy#1: Dude Kungfuzzled told me I suck.

Guy#2: Thats kung for you!
kungfuzzled by ntj123 November 30, 2015