White kid: dude I think I have Kung flu
Chinese kid: DUDE THAT'S RACIST!!!
White kid: ik
Chinese kid: YOU'RE OK WITH THAT
White kid: yea so
Chinese kid: I don't wanna be friends anymore
White kid: WHY!!!
Chinese kid: because you're racist
A fatal respiratory disease caused by the Chinese Virus(SARS Cov-2) that resulted in a global pandemic, economic setback and several deaths across the globe except China where it was made and propagated to the world.
Buddy:"Did you met Mr.Xinchink Wuhan before lockdown?"
Janitor"Yeah, why?"
Buddy:"Isolate yourself ,he's having Kung Flu and people who met him are falling sick."
Janitor:"Ok buddy,thanks."
A witty and subversively hilarious way of referring to Covid-19 a.k.a. Coronavirus. Makes chill people chuckle and causes moral panic among liberal pantywaists with sand in their vaginas.
Based anon: Everybody was Kung Flu fighting...
Humorless normie: OH GOD THAT'S RACIST, YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER.
Based anon: Yes.
A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".
I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.