Kung Fool 

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

Kung Fool by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007

kung fool 

a martial art of low quality; a failed attempt to use martial arts.

That dude be payin' $100 a month for some kung fool lessons.

He thought he was like Bruce Lee tryin' to kick but it turns out he's just a kung fool.

kung fool by Picklez July 11, 2006

kung foolery 

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

kung foolery by David December 31, 2004

Kungfool

A foolish person who believes they can fight anyone, no matter the weight/height/training difference as they are a master of Kung Fu.
This often leads to them being verbally abused and if a fight does breakout they get beaten if the person is stronger than them 99% of the time.

Barry: "watch out brah i'm a master of Kung Fu"
Toby: "STFU you Kungfool fucking 'mon then"

Kungfool by oblyboblie April 9, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008