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Great girlfriend! She's so much fun to hang out with and she's never bitchy...sometimes dumb blonde lolz
Krystan is my gal pal!!
krystan by wouldntulyk2kneou July 20, 2009
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Ancient Norse for Goddess of Fertility and Mayhem. Very rare and beautiful with auburn hair and gray eyes. Known to run naked under the full moon. Has a weakness for brainy men and champagne; will follow you anywhere if you entice her with either/or.
"Here Kryssa, Kryssa, Kryssa...I've got Jon Stewart and a bottle of Veuve Clicquot in my trowsers. Don't you want to see?"
Kryssa by MmeSaffy February 5, 2010
someone who is not a good boyfriend, cheats on all of his boyfriends with drag queens, freakishly oafish, ugly, and resembles adam sandler
krystan disgraces all people
krystan by dgyt64 August 2, 2009
a loser who MAKES UP LIES about girls who rejected him or left him because he is worthless and has no appealing qualities whatsoever, don't believe a word that comes out of this compulsive liar's mouth, he does nothing but drool over celebrity girls he are on a different planet than him and a chronic masturbator
person 1: krystan is the biggest liar I've ever seen

person 2 : I know!
krystan by kdjtuuu July 18, 2009

Krissandra 

There are many ways to spell krissandra. People often spell it like Cassandra, Kassandra , krisandra , crisandra rtf. Krissandra’s have 10 letters in their name so already you can just tell that they are unique. Krissandra’s are different . They don’t like being the same as other people they love doing things different and standing out from the crowd. Sometimes krissandra’s can shorten their name to kriss, krissy etc because their name is long. Krissandra’s are funny , loyal , fun and caring. They are the always the ones to joke around and make people laugh. They have got really thick skin but if you take all them layers of you get a shy bitch.
*everyones is laughing*

“That’s defo a krissandra”

“Of course” “she’s funny🤣”
Krissandra by Yourdadsfavourite February 20, 2019
monster of mythological times that haunts people with its dark and hideous presence and will scare everyone it comes into contact with
Its Halloween I am scared of the Krystan!
krystan by mythologicalll April 17, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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