Ancient Norse for Goddess of Fertility and Mayhem. Very rare and beautiful with auburn hair and gray eyes. Known to run naked under the full moon. Has a weakness for brainy men and champagne; will follow you anywhere if you entice her with either/or.
"Here Kryssa, Kryssa, Kryssa...I've got Jon Stewart and a bottle of Veuve Clicquot in my trowsers. Don't you want to see?"
by MmeSaffy February 5, 2010
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girl 2: gurl bffr 😓 no girl is even almost as pretty as her
girl 1: *the face of waking up to herself*
girl 2: gurl bffr 😓 no girl is even almost as pretty as her
girl 1: *the face of waking up to herself*
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by Krystalized0 March 4, 2011
Get the krystalized mug.The beautiful maknae of the best dance group in South Korea f(x). Also the younger sister of SNSD's Jessica.
by whoareyouiamnarnia March 24, 2013
Get the Krystal Jung mug.Krysta is generally an exceptionally beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl, with a heart of gold that shines in everything she does. She isn't afraid to break every expectation you set and won't bother sticking to her friends rules, preferring to make her own as she goes. Her friends are often carefully chosen after a good while and She is incredibly forgiving and forgivable . It is really hard for friend and foe to not admire what a awesome person she is. Thanks to her forgivable nature she guaranteed will not break a single heart she cares about. Gods bless Krysta!
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"She can't even break hearts for goodness sakes, not that that's a bad thing"
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Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.
The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.
The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!
(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
by Moggraider November 1, 2010
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