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Ancient Norse for Goddess of Fertility and Mayhem. Very rare and beautiful with auburn hair and gray eyes. Known to run naked under the full moon. Has a weakness for brainy men and champagne; will follow you anywhere if you entice her with either/or.
"Here Kryssa, Kryssa, Kryssa...I've got Jon Stewart and a bottle of Veuve Clicquot in my trowsers. Don't you want to see?"
Kryssa by MmeSaffy February 5, 2010
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The definition of perfection, beauty and the most prettiest girl god has ever made
girl 1: i wish i looked like Kryssa!
girl 2: gurl bffr 😓 no girl is even almost as pretty as her

girl 1: *the face of waking up to herself*
Kryssa by cjdjdiwiskdkfndsis November 21, 2022
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Krystal Fox 

Krystal Fox is a sexy blue fox woman from the videogame Starfox.
Krystal Fox by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021

krystalized 

Of an extreme elite, or greater type than the regular type.
You're mom was so krystalized, I couldn't handle myself.
krystalized by Krystalized0 March 4, 2011

Krystal Jung 

The beautiful maknae of the best dance group in South Korea f(x). Also the younger sister of SNSD's Jessica.
Krysta is generally an exceptionally beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl, with a heart of gold that shines in everything she does. She isn't afraid to break every expectation you set and won't bother sticking to her friends rules, preferring to make her own as she goes. Her friends are often carefully chosen after a good while and She is incredibly forgiving and forgivable . It is really hard for friend and foe to not admire what a awesome person she is. Thanks to her forgivable nature she guaranteed will not break a single heart she cares about. Gods bless Krysta!
"Tbh Krysta is probably the coolest and most awesome person in school"

Person 1
"She can't even break hearts for goodness sakes, not that that's a bad thing"
Krysta by EchoMonkey December 1, 2019

krystal ball 

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.
Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").
krystal ball by Moggraider November 1, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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