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the act of taking your foot
putting the big toe in a woman's vagina. simultaneously putting the pinky toe in her ass..and pinching.

"hey you know the head cheerleader at school? i gave her a krusty crab last night!"

"no way dude!"

krusty crab by balh! October 27, 2008

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krusty crab

when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick.

That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was wack.

krusty crab by vkp January 26, 2008

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Krusty crab

Restaurant under the sea

Is this the krusty crab?
No this is Patrick!

Krusty crab by Soup boy August 8, 2019

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Krusty Crab

When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.

Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."

Krusty Crab by LissaBug April 6, 2017

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The krusty crab

A place where you go to in the bakini bottom to eat a nice burger cooked by SpongeBob

Hey plankton let's go get a Krabby Patty at the krusty crab

The krusty crab by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 14, 2019

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Rusty Krusty crab reach around

The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.

Dude, your sister gave me the Rusty krusty crab reach around last night. It was sick!

Rusty Krusty crab reach around by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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