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kritanu is the mature type guy, who's really good at physics. He's kinda possessive and gets jealous QUICKLY. He is a good looking guy with nerd looks. He's js the best, and he makes ur life easier by helping you with irrational decisions or impulsive decisions you'd make.

KRITANU IS SMART, TALL, AND WHAT NOT GUY. Kritanu is the best. Period.

damn that's so like kritanu

kritanu by helpidkwhatimdoing April 7, 2024

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kritansh

Too based and Chad for this cringy website so get a life you idiots

Hes so kritansh
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kritansh by Your daddy (Kedia) November 26, 2021

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Kritanta

Kritanta is the edgy boi of the block who is usually trans and/or queer. Messing with Kritanta is a one-way ticket to having your internet sabotaged and all the energy drinks you enjoy being mysteriously out of stock.
Kritanta may-or-may-not be named after after an Indian god of death.

You’ll never know...

Diana: Did you see Alioth and Kritanta last night?
Shay: Yeah. Someone must have pissed Kritanta off because they were buying all the energy drinks...

Kritanta by VampyricCrow December 2, 2021

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Kritayush

A person who is determined, puts his opinion on the table when necessary, loves only very few people but whole heartedly and is honest. Is fun to have around and is good company.

I would be very grateful to have a Kritayush.

Kritayush by Rolling Mud April 9, 2021

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Kritayush

A person who is very determined, puts their opinion on the table only when necessary, a good sense of humor, witty, cares about few people but whole heartedly. Fun to be around and keeps good company to others.

I would like to have a Kritayush in my life.

Kritayush by Rolling Mud April 9, 2021

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Kritansh

The sweetest boy you can ever find, perfect is the best word to describe him. Words are always less to define this boy, caring, loving, loyal, sweet, mature. Gentlemen>

I love you.

I want a guy just like Kritansh.

Kritansh by Unknown12/07 November 23, 2021

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Kritansh

Perfect is the word for this boy. Sweet, loving, caring, loyal, gentlemen. Words are less to describe how happy he makes everyone that's around him.

I love youuu.

I wish I had a guy like Kritansh.

Kritansh by Unknown12/07 November 23, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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