kriddle 

Rummaging through someone elses belongings without stealing anything.

My friend came over and asked if she could kriddle my room.

kriddle by S8NS SERVANT September 28, 2023

kriddler 

The kriddler is someone who fixes things that still work and leaves them broken. Derived from kriddled. The item that is now in worse shape than it was before is now "kriddled." A common symptom of being a "kriddler" is the false perception that microscopic, often crystalline bugs are nesting and crawling on the skin. A kriddler will often be seen carrying 5 unrelated objects together. A kriddler will often be seen wearing a flashlight on their head. A kriddler will often crawl across hotel floors at night focusing on the shadows under the door and sounds from the hall. A kriddler hired to build a shelf in your garage will more likely organize you screws, nuts, and bolts thinking he or she has done you a service. If you see a person walking a cat with a leash chances are they kriddle. Kriddlers may determine they are being tracked by secret agents via an oily film found on their car windshield.

Kriddlers are known to help you look for stuff they just stole from you. A kriddler will try to sell something shortly after they stole it from you. They will also wait to steal from you when it can be pinned on someone you like or they don't like. A kriddler will admit to somthing today and deny it tomorrow. Kriddlers often will take something without asking and leave it some place else.

Kriddlers are often seen with pillbillys and pillagers.

Don't let that kriddler touch your computer.

That television worked alright, but now only the A\V input works with no volume. It is a piece of shit. It has been kriddled.

I made the mistake of meeting the kriddlers at the compound.

Never loan a kriddler money. Never front a kriddler a bag.

Not all tweaks are kriddlers, but all kriddlers are tweaks.

kriddler by Tyler Eves August 13, 2010

kiddle 

A combination of a kiss and a cuddle. So doing both at the same time.

Give me a kiddle
I love your kiddles

kiddle by IJG March 8, 2007

kiddled 

Something that has been touched and tampered with by children. Mostly in reference to the probability of it being contaminated with the bodily fluids and secretions of children and/or germs.

"Don't eat the veggie dip, it's been kiddled."
"This tube of chapstick has been kiddled."

kiddled by Madame Z September 12, 2012

Kridle 

To talk shit, but then immediately ask for a favor to the one that you are talking shit to

You smell like shit, can you give me a ride to the airport? And although I'm being a real kridle, I really need a ride to the airport.

Kridle by NeoBei May 8, 2012

Kiddler 

A kiddy fiddler.

Me: Man, that Rich T is a real kiddler.
James: I know, he just can't stopp fiddling with kids.

Kiddler by Dan Dutton August 12, 2008

stinky kiddler 

a very stinky child molester

JARED IS QUITE THE stinky kiddler

stinky kiddler by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020