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A krout and a wanker.
Chirs is a Krout and a Wanker, therefore he is a kranker.
kranker by mnm836 March 21, 2008
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Someone who turns up 2 the maaaxxx
“Lil shawty loves her drugs she a kranker”
Kranker by Loco Kush September 18, 2023

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021
the slightly off-colored cap of the penis. it is the most sensitive part of the dick and is attached to the top of the shaft.
a dog bit my kwanker.
i rubbed my kwanker on sandpaper.
kwanker by John Fitzboobs September 18, 2006

Kanker Sisters 

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.
The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.
Kanker Sisters by PrabYugop January 9, 2015
Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.

1. A word describing a deadly disease.

2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".

3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.

4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.

2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)

3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)

4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...

All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
kanker by Iliekdrugs March 20, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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