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KPI (Key Party Indicator) Defines the quality of a party, measured on the metrics price/time/fun
This party has the best KPI ever
KPI by funfacefannis February 22, 2019
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KPIG • Kpin • kpi • kpiscool_ • Kpi Retard • KPich • kpicy • kpido • KPIP • Kpit
the word meaning "kill preps international"
join kpi today!!!
kpi by unknown April 21, 2004
Jargon for Kool Penis Index
A: He was definitely looking at my KPI
B: What the hell is a KPI?
A: He was checking out my metrics
KPI by damn69 May 18, 2024

Kpi Retard 

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob
Fucking hell this kid is such a kpi retard
Kpi Retard by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020
A term used to signify acknowledgement or agreement
Person A: Hey man, I'll meet you at the piano bar in about fifteen minutes aite?

Person B: Kpido.
kpido by B.Tabs April 15, 2010
Nickname for the medication -Klonopin- It's used to treat anxiety
People that pop pills often take kpins along with many other types of pills
Last night I popped 3 kpins and I felt goooood.
Kpin by short shit June 20, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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