The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.
by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005
by Hexdeeznutz February 11, 2017
A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.
This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money
by MrAGK47 July 21, 2010
When one kovalchuks they have let out a resounding fart after the act of defecating. The fart rings loudly in the porcelain orifice they are perched upon.
My brother woke everyone in the hotel when he kovalchuked after taking a much needed shit after eating at the restaurant at the bottom of Hines Ward's house.
by Chico Lind January 09, 2025