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Someone who has no friends, and also is very lazy, shit at fortnite, shit a COD, shit at rocket league and shit at basketball.
He also pretends hes injured and secretly fucks daniel.
Have u seen kourani, no hes 2 foot tall
kourani by Sub to Kizr or Gay February 21, 2021
Words you can keep
Kourtni is the girl of your dreams. She loves you with all of her heart. She has been hurt a lot, but if she really cares for you, you will never lose her. She is a very caring, loving, supportive, and beautiful person. She thinks that deserve anything, but Kourtni deserves the world. Kourtni will be here for you always. Whenever you meet her, Or see her, you can feel how gentle hearted she is. Kourtni is one of a kind. She has a beautiful voice, laugh, beautiful hair. Everything about Kourtni makes you want to have her in her life. You will never meet a girl like her. Kourtni is the girl of your dreams and she is someone you always love. I love you, Kourtni. You’re amazing, and guess what? You’re beautiful.
Someone: Who’s that happy and very beautiful girl over there?

Me: That’s Kourtni.
Kourtni by MoMoneyyy September 9, 2019
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Kourtnie 

Kourtnie is a beautiful person inside and out,she is very intelligent, funny,outgoing and very talented and loving person.She is very hard working and lovable which she gets from her mom and had a smile of a Angel.She bring light to everyone around her.She will b famous and go far in life and she is not afraid to fight for what she want in life this will make her so successful.Koutnie is a star
Kourtnie A'lyse is a star wow she has not one but two beautiful name s to go with her beautiful face smile and personality. She also loves the color purple and Minnie mouse.
K 💜kind O 💜outgoing U 💜unique R 💜 Real T💜talented N💜Neat I💜Intelligent E💜Everything Kourtnie Kourtnie yea that me.
Kourtnie by Yoshibabi August 10, 2017

ana kournikova 

In Texas Holdem, Ace-King (AK) in the pocket is referred to as the Ana Kournikova because it looks good but never wins anything.
I was dealt an Ana Kournikova and went all in but lost to Rick's pair of deuces.
ana kournikova by Felix Appleby September 7, 2006

Anna Kournikova

NOUN (A-nah Corn-A-Ko-Va) Hot Russian tennis player who can't play tennis but is so freakin hot that nobody seems to notice.
Anna Kournikova can't play tennis for shit but I would love to bend her over the net and give her 'Forty-Love!
Anna Kournikova by DickTurd July 22, 2002

Anna Kournikova

Possibly the worlds most attractive female

Famous for playing tennis (or atleast attempting to), more famous for turning men like myself into drooling idiots
I'd give her a Grand Slam!

I'd love to smash my balls into her net!

Kourtnie 

Kourtnie is a beautiful person inside and out,she is very intelligent, funny,outgoing and very talented and loving person.She is very hard working and lovable which she gets from her mom and had a smile of a Angel.She bring light to everyone around her.She will b famous and go far in life and she is not afraid to fight for what she want in life this will make her so successful.Koutnie is a star
Kourtnie A'lyse is a star wow she has not one but two beautiful name s to go with her beautiful face smile and personal
Kourtnie by Yoshibabi July 31, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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