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kos-khol 

"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "khol" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-khol" /k(something between schwa and c:)skc:l/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-khol" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek". Below I put a famous expression using "kos-khol" notion.
"mage koset khole/mage koset khol shodi?"
Literally in English: "Is your vagina stupid/wacko?", only used by men means, "Are you out of your mind?"

"kosesh khole."
Literally in English: "His/Her vagina is stupid.", only used by men means, "He/She is stupid/eccentric/..."

"Khos-kholo nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."

"Agha, hamamoon kos-khol shode boodima. Vas khatere peikas inkararo kardim. Harke bebine fek mikone ma gay im!!"
English: "Guys, we all totally went out of our minds. The drinks caused all these things. Whoever sees these would think we're gay!!"

"Be oon dadashe kos-kholetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."
kos-khol by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010
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A person who is crazy, or a freak, or is interested in strange things, such as jumping from an airplane with no protection or security.
"Don't Worry about him, he is Kos Khol"
Kos khol by MMary August 12, 2006
persian for idiot. It is a vulgar way (street language) of saying stupid. it litteraly means crazy pussy. I don't know why we use the word pussy in everything but it must have 10000 year old root cause.
-Could there be a bigger koskhol than you?
-stop your koskhol bazi (fooling around) and get your ass over here
koskhol by koskhol December 31, 2005
Persian Slang that has different meaning and it depends on the sentence :

Weirdo , Stupid , Hipster , Crazy , Psycho , Someone who likes stupid things to do
Koset khole ? (=Are u crazy ?)

Kos kholo nega :/ (=Look at that weirdo)

Amu i kosesh khole (=Bro this dude is stupid)

Kos ke khol bashe , kun dar azabe (= When someone is Koskhol , U dont have to take him/her serious )
KosKhol by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019

Koskholness 

When you make idiotic decisions continuously.
When you call a guy your boyfriend and continue to be with him even after he at a party only brings drinks for himself, doesn’t share, asks you to get him drugs, apologises to a racist and at the end of the day asks you to get an Uber back to his place.

Omg I’m such a koskhol for being with him. It must be my koskholness.
Koskholness by MazeNandaz January 17, 2022
This adjective is usually attributed to idiot people.
Like Iranian politicians; specially ALAMOLHODA that you can sometimes use alamolhoda instead of koskhol to show the highest amount of stupidity.
A: look he is eating his own shit!!!
B: it’s because he is a koskhol!
A: no more that koskhol, he is an alamolhoda
Koskhol by Itsthepolo May 10, 2019

Koskhol Magnet

A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.
What's wrong with people!? Am I a koskhol magnet or something?
Koskhol Magnet by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021
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