Kos khol

A person who is crazy, or a freak, or is interested in strange things, such as jumping from an airplane with no protection or security.

"Don't Worry about him, he is Kos Khol"

by MMary August 12, 2006

kos-khol

"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "khol" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-khol" /k(something between schwa and c:)skc:l/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-khol" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek". Below I put a famous expression using "kos-khol" notion.

"mage koset khole/mage koset khol shodi?"
Literally in English: "Is your vagina stupid/wacko?", only used by men means, "Are you out of your mind?"

"kosesh khole."
Literally in English: "His/Her vagina is stupid.", only used by men means, "He/She is stupid/eccentric/..."

"Khos-kholo nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."

"Agha, hamamoon kos-khol shode boodima. Vas khatere peikas inkararo kardim. Harke bebine fek mikone ma gay im!!"
English: "Guys, we all totally went out of our minds. The drinks caused all these things. Whoever sees these would think we're gay!!"

"Be oon dadashe kos-kholetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."

by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010

koskhol

persian for idiot. It is a vulgar way (street language) of saying stupid. it litteraly means crazy pussy. I don't know why we use the word pussy in everything but it must have 10000 year old root cause.

-Could there be a bigger koskhol than you?
-stop your koskhol bazi (fooling around) and get your ass over here

by koskhol December 31, 2005

KosKhol

Persian Slang that has different meaning and it depends on the sentence :

Weirdo , Stupid , Hipster , Crazy , Psycho , Someone who likes stupid things to do

Koset khole ? (=Are u crazy ?)

Kos kholo nega :/ (=Look at that weirdo)

Amu i kosesh khole (=Bro this dude is stupid)

Kos ke khol bashe , kun dar azabe (= When someone is Koskhol , U dont have to take him/her serious )

by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019

Koskholness

When you make idiotic decisions continuously.

When you call a guy your boyfriend and continue to be with him even after he at a party only brings drinks for himself, doesn’t share, asks you to get him drugs, apologises to a racist and at the end of the day asks you to get an Uber back to his place.

Omg I’m such a koskhol for being with him. It must be my koskholness.

by MazeNandaz January 17, 2022

Koskhol

This adjective is usually attributed to idiot people.
Like Iranian politicians; specially ALAMOLHODA that you can sometimes use alamolhoda instead of koskhol to show the highest amount of stupidity.

A: look he is eating his own shit!!!
B: it’s because he is a koskhol!
A: no more that koskhol, he is an alamolhoda

by Itsthepolo May 10, 2019

Koskhol Magnet

A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.

What's wrong with people!? Am I a koskhol magnet or something?

by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021