kookspear

A junker surfboard that you take out when there are a lot of kooks in the water or what you call your board when you hit a kook in the water.

I am glad that I brought my kookspear today because I really don't want to ding my new board.
or
Wow! did you see me and my kookspear take that loser down.

kookspear by Moon Child of the Moon Riders June 27, 2007

Kookster 

Someone who can be regarded as eccentric, crazy, or otherwise senile. Generally used in reference to an older person.

That old guy at the store is a total Kookster.

Kookster by Schwag December 16, 2013

kookster 

another term for a kook

That poser is a total kookster.
Dude, your a total kookster

kookster by clowner April 22, 2007

Kinkspearian 

Shakespeare but in a kinky way

“The kinkspearian era started after THAT Groot FIC”

“I too, speak kinkspearian”

Kinkspearian by Kinkspeariangod March 14, 2018